so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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