my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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