I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Randomize
