Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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