What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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