what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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