Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The power of my boobs compel you
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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