this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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