But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize