halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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