She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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