Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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