the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
do nipples grow back?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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