what if I'm pregnant?
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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