It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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