i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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