any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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