I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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