Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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