tell your sister to shave her snatch
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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