You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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