I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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