69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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