halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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