so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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