reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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