i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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