Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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