My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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