waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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