"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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