please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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