I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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