It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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