Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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