So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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