I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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