He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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