Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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