i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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