I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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