you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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