I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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