you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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