she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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