ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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