i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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