is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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