I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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