i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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