marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize