I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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