I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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