OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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