During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
zippers are such a cool invention
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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