i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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