But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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