Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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