I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.