I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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