What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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