this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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