These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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