I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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